"You have two choices: take a date from a nice man like me, or get used and ignored repeatedly by jock guys. That’s what happens to girls in college, let me tell you. It’s easy to tell the difference between the ladies and the sluts. If you want to wake up with any self respect in a few months, take a leap of faith with me. And if you have had ‘hookups’ in the past, I won’t hold it against you, I can help you be more than that."
These just keep getting better.
Anonymous asked: LOL did u really just try and make your eyes the same color as your boyfriends ex?
You seriously think I know my loves ex’s? You think I have tea parties where I invite all the girls he dated and talk over sad violin music? Lol I guess if you are his ex and you have very light brown eyes, rest assured, it is pure coincidence.
As I was not even the one who edited the picture.
ps. it’s really unhealthy to obsess over this.
You should seriously get help and stop blowing my ask box up.
is this for real?
Bringing it back.
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
I HAD A PIANO LESSON AND THEN WENT TO THE GYM AND CAME BACK AND IT WAS AT 2:48:07 OMFG
THAT WAS IT. THAT WAS THE WHOLE THING
look at my white ass legs.Lisa you just POOPED OUT A CHILD WHAT THE FUCK That was kind of awesome. You didn’t get any crowing footage though?
WTF NO I DON’T WANT CROWNING FOOTAGE. I WAS LUCKY TO NOT SEE IT IN HIGHSCHOOL AND I DON’T FUCKING PLAN ON IT OKAY.
I saw it. Twice.
i cant believe this is the 50th anniversary episode of doctor who
omfg the fucking theme